Manila Club DJ

The Starbucks Dilemma: Trixy was supposed to pick me up at Starbucks in 6750, but since Mel and Iam got lost in the Fort (which lead them to go to Makati Avenue and drive back to the Fort), they were the ones who would pick me up. Iam called and said I need to get out of Starbucks and they'll pick me up outside. And so i waited... And waited... And then she called, she said they we're waiting for me... Aba, eh di ko sila makita unless they are riding Wonderwoman's invisible jet... They were in Rustans... Grrrr... And so i just finished my coffee at starbucks. Good thing my old college friend was there so we chatted again. Another good thing happened, i saw this gorgeous commercial model... my eye-candy for the night!

The Manager gone wild: Wei was dancing with this girl called... hmmm.. as Trixy and Jay would call her... Bitchesa. Iam even caught them making out. I saw them on their dirty dancing moves. It was like watching MTV Grind circa 1980's. Trixy wants to burn the witch-bitch... literally.

Cartoon-Cartoon: Your-Aunor is now called Spongebob (Sponge=Absorbent=Sipsip). There's the oh-so popular Tamagochi or Hello Kitty or Sanrio. And then there's Betty Boop or what they now call Brandy (as in Barcelona Brandy).

The Chinese-Signature Step: At this point, i came up with the conclusion that Chinese folks had a signature dance step. How? I can't possibly show you how because I'm not Chinese. But it's like this, they were like dancing on some fake Studio 54 club. Maybe i can be a dance instructor and teach them a few steps.

Gang-Bang: Iam was gang raped by 3 foreigners: Chris Tucker (Donnely), Jackie Chan (Wei) and Beannie (Dennis... why beannie? He wore a beannie last night.. come to think of it, he looks like a Mr. Bean, Tico version).

Eye-Candy 2: I had a call last night so i have to go inside the bar near the unisex restroom. There were like 4 people lining up. And i saw my 2nd eye-candy for the night. Thank god for the long line and my friend who called me. Eye-candy 2 stalking lasted for about 15minutes.

The best things that happened last night were my 2 eye-candies. Woohoo!