What's next?

Hello Kitty strikes again. From what I heard, cellphones issued by the company must be surrendered. Only direct managers will be given cellphones. Before, Mr. Sanrio just placed a guideline for cellphone usage. Not, he wants to limit the users up to his managers only. Though I was not issued any cellphone, I pity Hello Kitty (hey, that rhymes… Pity Hello Kitty). First it was the MBA justification, then the travel expense guidelines, then the cellphone expense guidelines, now this? So what’s next? Cutting salary, the number of meal tickets, the number of shuttles? Or maybe you want us to use desktops instead of laptops?

 

How about my foot in your kitty ass? That’ll be perfect especially this upcoming Thanksgiving. You’ll be the foot-on-ass-stuffed-turkey.

 

Suggestion, ride a bike when you go to work. That’ll burn the grease in your ass. You save money from renting a car, you save money from your driver, you save money from not buying gas, and you keep the air clean. Not to mention losing weight. Wouldn’t that be fun?