Tis The Season to be Jolly

I'm fucking deaf!

It's the 30th of December. As a Filipino-Chinese-Japanese-Spanish Mixed tradition, people buys fireworks to keep the bad spirits away. And now, the people in my neighborhood had invented a "safer" way to boo those spirits away.

I don't know what to call it. They call it "kanyon." I'd like to call it as automatic ear cleaner. They use PVC pipes, a stove igniter and paint thinner. It's louder than your average "super lolo" and it's safer (i beg to disagree). I believe that the doctors will be out of work this New Years Eve.

But for me, it's completely nonsense. At 1pm. It's siesta time. Get a life you fucking assholes. By the way, my dad is also an asshole.

I opened my windows to check who's playing with these "toys" and then i saw my dad holding one. I slammed the window after meeting him eye to eye. Call me rude, but it's a complete waste of time, energy and... brain cells to try to understand its purpose.

I'll make water balloons later. I'll throw it to them. Or maybe gasoline filled balloons.

Happy Fucking New Year Assholes!