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24 November, 2005

Bruno, Bratch, Ambo, Nigger, Fishball: How Do You Brush Your Teeth?

While i'm waiting for something, i decided to write a couple of posts about, errrr.... anything. If you've been an avid reader of my blog, you become a member of the DJ Cult! Wahahaha! You're completely swallowed in this shallow black hole and sooner, you'll be as dysfunctional as I am... Completely neurotic and on a borderline case.

What to write... uhmmm.... Let's see. Let's talk about pet names, starting with my mom's family. Meet the Vidal Family.

Papang Ado. He's my deceased grandpa (God bless his soul). Ado from his first name Conrado. Papang is more of a different version of "Papa." He ain't got any other name and we always call him Papang Ado.

Mamang. So if there's Papang, there's Mamang. But my grandmother also goes by the name "Mother" and "Myrna Loi."

Bruno. Dennis is the eldest but right now we call him Bunso. If you smell alcohol 10meters away, he might be approaching your vicinity. He might be joining the "sunog-baga" club anytime soon.

Bratch. She's my mom. First name Dinah, codename Bratch. From the root word BRA. When she was a teenager (and until now), you'll see her undergarments lying around everywhere. Thank god it never ended up in the kitchen or in the dining area and in my room. Yes, it already took it's place in the living area like saying "Bratch was here" or "My Bra was here." Like a dog marking it's teritory. Right now, she can be called Jackie Lou Blanco. She lifts weights almost twice her body mass.

Ambo. Wait, i think it was "Ambo, Tambo, Walis Tambo." Conrado Jr or Radi was the third sibling. Right now, he's tagged as "Sir" since he started working as a highschool teacher and now he's the Dean of Olivarez University. Sir Ambo... Wahahaha!

Nigger. First of all, we're not racist. Nigger or Jeannie is the only sibling who's skin color is darker than her brothers and sisters. We're the Tisoy and Tisay types (yup, I was once the AFTER version of a guy who used papaya soaps).

Fishball. My tita Kate was the youngest. I'm not sure about the history of her nickname. Right now, we call her Nanny since she was the one who took care of us when our parents were not around.

Now, i won't talk about my dad's side. Basically I'll call them leeches or lifesuckers. Or maybe, just to be more sensitive, I'll call them... uhmmm... can't think of any, let's just stick with Leeches.
 
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