Hello Kitty Die Die!

Hate mails are being distributed around our company. Hate mails for Hello Kitty and "He-Who-Cant-See-Straight." I feel bad for the 2nd manager, but for Hello Kitty... He deserves it! Probably, it's time again to start my hate blog for him... Sana mabasa mo. Open communication right. I hope you can handle my angst against your siopaa ass.

Hello Kitty. Fat. Big-Fat Bastard. He's like one of those Dilbert-Bosses who just cuts spending, doesn't know anything, and makes you want to kill yourself. Likes to micro-manage everyone. Loner. He deserves to be a loner.

Hoy Hello Kitty, you want to cut expenses. I have some proposals.

Instead of renting a place in Alabang, rent a place here in Cavite. Houses in Governor Hills looks nice. A nice house will cost around 10k/month. Compare that to an Alabang Hills house. Benefits: It;s 10minutes away from the office. It's cheaper. You'll save a lot of money!

Next budget cut. Don't hire maids. One manager has 2 maids. Bakit? Nung nasa US ka ba may maids ka? Do your own grocery shopping, learn how to operate the washing machine, etc. Maybe just hire 1 maid.

Cut cut cut. Instead of having a van (sorry, no expeditions for you), have a carpool ride. From ooption 1, rent a place for all expats in governor's hills, then have 1 van.

Semi-Cut. If you still want to have your own car (bawal SUV!!!), don't hire a driver. Drive yourself to work.

Ribbon-Cutting. Before scrutinizing a travel proposal, try to check you're own travel plans? Why not just use netmeeting when you need to go abroad. Buy webcams for everyone?

There are a lot of ways of cutting expenses without hurting someone. You cut budget, you cut opportunities. Don't whine because you don't have your own ford expedition.

Lintik kang pusa ka! Sige nga, show us your expenses so far. How much for the house you rent, the driver, the maid, the car, your crappiness.

You'll have 1 month to change. Otherwise, lagot ka sa akin.