Before the Beginning

Just to give you more background about my so-called life, I'd be sharing another chapter from the DJ's book of dysfunctionality.

Chapter -99 - Before The Beginning
My mom got pregnant whe she was 18, my dad was, i think around 30. It wasn't a date rape thing but you know how kids fell in-love during the 80's. I found out when I was around 13 that when my mom knew that she was pregnant, they were considering abortion. So, I was 13, and how do you think I should react. Well, it wasn't like my mom was angry at me and blurted some of her options back then. We were members of a religious group who has bible studies and sharings everyweek and i have to complete around 8 sessions to become a member (BINHI: A religious-civic organization). So back then I was just thankful that i wasn't just flushed ut in the toilet just like a dead goldfish.

Eventually, during my highschool and college days, I wished I got aborted (that would save me time from being suicidal). The words kept playing around my head like a broken record player. It was more of thinking about me, my mom and my sister. If I wasn't born, maybe my mom got hitched to a better guy and my sister won't experience the same problems that I went through. It was like a "Maalaala Mo Kaya" moment.

Right now, the record player was fixed. I fixed it. I have a better solution. I'd eventually get rich and rule the world. Starting with my blogs that will consume too much of your precious time while i hypnotize you on giving me your stock options and money and your tiny brains. It's everybody's dream, to rule the world and eat peanut butter!

Now, now, i know that after reading this post, I'll be getting comments or some of you might tag me and say... "Awwwww" or "We're here to help you out" or "God bless you." Please. I know these already, specially my friends. I'd prefer other comments such as "You're the master" or "Hail to the King of the world" or any rude comments. This is me, apathetic and completely absurd. Get's?